You know, Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that has happened, you know what I learned? It’s not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they’re an asshole, or pervert, or snob, or they’re lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don’t hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they’re Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can’t stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douchebag.
Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:
Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:
Someone sends you a Facebook message:
Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:
Loses a friend on Facebook:
Loses a follower on Tumblr:
Error on Facebook:
Error on Tumblr:
Facebook at 2am:
Tumblr at 2am:
Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:
Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:
more armor practice using season nine screenshots as reference. the only thing i have down is the helmet i think. everything else is a game of how the fuck do you draw that.
…blocked in those hands then said ‘fuck it’. 8I;
jesus fucking christ this is so beautifully painted. can i just breathe all over your artwork for like. forever.
God damn, man, nice job! Props for getting that armor right. They;re a nightmare to draw.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- I got bored so I finished this…
Guh, I hate it, but oh well~
We here at Rooster Chat are in the midst of a porn competition to decide who writes the best porn. And we need YOU to help us score each of our lovely contestants’ work.
SO, Basic Scoring Rules:
20 Points overall
5 Points for the quality of the porn
5 Points for the style and/or the feels of the piece
5 Points for grammar, spelling, ect.
And 5 points for “Is this something I would read again/ have a wank to.”/ Miscellaneous category.
For this contest, I’m allowing people to grade the work of their competitors, but please note that I will be keeping track of who scores what on what stories, so no giving yourself/your friend a 20/20 and then the rest 0/20. (That isn’t fair).
For that reason, I ask that you submit your votes via my askbox and refrain from doing so anonymously (I have disabled this feature for the time being, so you won’t even find it as an option). Make sure to submit a score out of 20 points and the story that goes with it (for example, 16/20, Yorkington).
Please make sure to get your grading in by the deadline, which is the time of the release of the next episode for the general public (non-sponsor, non-member) (9PM Eastern Time, Monday, 6/4/2012)
So, What are our stories?
In order of submission: